million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
yesterday i asked the guys to do a 90’s boyband pose and patrick immediately got into position but joe went wait i dont understand what do you mean?? and i went you know like cool but not really cool or whatever like white boy cool and he went OHH WHITE BOY COOL I GOT U and made his pose and kept repeating im coooollll until i had to go and long story short joe trohman is a national treasure
have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or you found out something you were better off not knowing. it’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself.